“Okay, I’m not surprised this is real, but why the fuck has she sent this to you so many times? There’s like, six sent since noon.”
Lou Ellen just shrugged in response before Cecil cut in, still fighting off laughter, “You mean to tell me your girlfriend sends you cat maid dress memes when she could be sending you messages like ‘Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.’”
Will took a few seconds to stare at Cecil before talking. “Cecil. What the hell?”
“You’re telling me you wouldn’t want messages like that from your boyfriend?”
Will shot a look at Nico, “Please never send me anything like that.”
Nico just shrugged, “Wasn’t planning on it.”
Or
A fun short little one shot based off an incorrect quote from the first work in this series!
Cecil: I think I could fall madly in bed with you
Will: Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more
Lou Ellen: If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up
Nico: Where did Hitler keep his armies? Up his sleevies
(Requested by a guest user)
Words: 1310, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Ace's PJO incorrect Quotes and Silly One-Shots
- Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Lou Ellen Blackstone, Cecil Markowitz, Will Solace, Nico di Angelo, Chiron (Percy Jackson), Mitchell (Percy Jackson) (Mentioned), Connor Stoll (mentioned), Travis Stoll (Mentioned)
- Relationships: Lou Ellen Blackstone & Nico di Angelo & Cecil Markowitz & Will Solace, Lou Ellen Blackstone/unnamed girl, Nico di Angelo/Will Solace
- Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, silly little story, Silly, Slice of Life, Lou Ellen has a girlfriend because I said so, #lesbianism, Bad Pick-Up Lines, the children are learning, it's school time at camp half-blood, Dialogue Heavy (I think), No beta we die like most of Cabin 7, based off a true story